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Looking Terrible at Twice the Price

It’s about damn time everyone realized how much Abercrombie & Fitch sucks. Today, A&F announced sales declining and lower stock prices. The world is blaming this on statements made by CEO, the plastic faced Mike Jeffries, who only wants hot … Continue reading

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The Pretentious Asshole – A How To Guide

I’ve noticed I have a tendency to pick on the poorer sector in this world. The WalMart shoppers, grocery baggers, ex-cons and the ladies that love them. But I don’t usually make wealthy people a target. Rest assured, that was … Continue reading

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Holiday Thoughts, Stripper Glitter and What’s to Come

Every year around this time, I have a holiday tradition that I like to take part in. I like to wait until the last minute to go Christmas shopping because I am both cheap and disorganized. So every year,with only … Continue reading

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How to Shop in The Grocery Store Without Being a Complete Prick

So today, after we finally had so little food left that my son got the delightful experience of eating chocolate pie for breakfast, I finally broke down and went grocery shopping. I generally hate grocery shopping. As a mater of … Continue reading

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A Very Sexy Halloween

I have been invited to a costume party. I will tell all of you straight off, costume parties just aren’t my thing. The last costume party I went to was a dismal failure. It was a theme party. The theme? … Continue reading

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