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Tis the Season to do the Same Thing as Last Year – Essa’s Christmas Predictions

The splatter of shopper blood in parking lots everywhere makes it official; the Christmas season has begun. Every year, I promise myself I’m going to do it differently. I’m not going to procrastinate. I’m going to get everything done early … Continue reading

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Things I Don’t Want for Christmas

It is that time of year again, where my friends prove how little they know me by giving me a present that I immediately shove into a drawer or re-gift to someone I don’t like, like my mail man or … Continue reading

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A Supply Side Christmas

Earlier today, I was wondering why all the Christmas shows always seem to talk about the ‘true meaning’ of Christmas. About how it’s about love, and togetherness, and all that other hokey bullshit. For once, I would like to see … Continue reading

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Holiday Thoughts, Stripper Glitter and What’s to Come

Every year around this time, I have a holiday tradition that I like to take part in. I like to wait until the last minute to go Christmas shopping because I am both cheap and disorganized. So every year,with only … Continue reading

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Dear News; You’re Supposed to be Unbiased

ver·ba·tim adjective /vərˈbātəm/ In exactly the same words as were used originally – subjects were instructed to recall the passage verbatim – your quotations must be verbatim I inserted the above definition to remind any journalists or newscasters out there that … Continue reading

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