Make Me Your Bitch!

Got writing to be done but hate the idea of doing it yourself? Need someone to perform some grammatical jujutsu for your blog? Maybe you’re looking for SEO content that people will actually want to read?

Well, you can’t buy me permanently but you can rent me for an hour or two.

I don’t care what it is. Seriously. You could ask me to write psychotic letters to the porn star you’re obsessed with. I will do it and I will make her cringe when she hears your name.

It’s just between you and me, Mr. Clinton.

No judgment here. It’s good to have hobbies.

Maybe you’re a bit more sedate and just need a flyer for your annual Christmas church fundraiser? I will write about the birth of Jesus like I was actually there.

Of course, if you’ve been reading my blog, you’ve gotten some of my more, well let’s just call them adult, writing samples. Need to make sure I can write more than four sentences without dropping a word you can’t say on cable?

BAM – My Yahoo News Article on Obama v. Romney

KAPOW – Political/Finance Article on Jamie Dimon

SHAZAM – A Medical Article On Childhood Diabetes

Bet you that’s the first time you’ve ever heard someone use the word ‘shazam’ when talking about childhood diabetes.  Anyway, I regularly ghostwrite content for doctors offices, law firms and variety of different websites. I’ve also been published on a few more news sites and have no problem spouting off your opinion for you, even if I disagree with you entirely.

Seriously, I am that much of a tramp.

Not only am I easy, I’m also cheap.

Fill out the contact form below for a quote. It will be the second best thing you ever did.

The first was reading my blog.

Also, if you are an indie book review site, feel free to contact me for free review copies of my books.