I am a former cubicle worker who wrote my way out of the little blue box and into a relatively successful freelancing career. By relatively successful, I mean I’m not using the internet access at the public library yet.
I’ve finished three novels to date and will continue writing more, no matter how much hate mail I get. Suck it haters. My first series is about a delusional sociopath who takes advice from a Gary Busey hallucination. It is biographical.
I originally started my blog to shamelessly pimp out my books, but over time, it evolved into my very own baby that I’ve learned to love. Kind of like a stepchild who used to shout at me “you’re not my mother!” but that I eventually won over by buying all its underage friends beer. Now, I’m actually really proud of it and it seems to get more and more popular every single day. If you won’t take my word for it, then just look at what all these awesome Nigerian scam artists had to say!
“It is often so ideal plus jam-packed with amusement for me personally and my office co-workers to search the blog.”
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In conclusion, I hope you enjoy my blog. If not, feel free to send me some bullshit hate mail so I can make fun of your spelling errors. Also, buy acai berries!