Monthly Archives: January 2013

10 Things You Didn’t Want to Know About Me

In the short time I’ve been blogging, I’ve been lucky enough to run across many awesome bloggers who have gifted me with awards. Eventually, I will get around to listing those awards on their own page, along with proper credit … Continue reading

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Reviving Radio

I’m a radio listener, but sometimes, I’m ready to give up and admit defeat. Maybe radio is dead? I come to this conclusion because I once spent 2 consecutive hours pressing the scan button on my radio without hearing one … Continue reading

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A Notice To Prospective Clients

I get a lot of requests for proposals from prospective clients about projects they need done. Some are reasonable. They give me an outline of their project, I give them an idea of price and how long to complete. This … Continue reading

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Essa’s Solutions to Writer’s Block

Occasionally, if you can believe it, I just run out of stuff to say. Sometimes, I have no opinion to share. It’s rare, but it happens. It generally coincides exactly with the levels of illicit substances that I have in … Continue reading

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Thanks Lance

I’m not taking off my Livestrong bracelet. Not just because its tattooed on my wrist. No, I’m not taking off my Livestrong bracelet because I understand what Lance Armstrong is going through. I also use performance enhancing drugs. Maybe I … Continue reading

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Time Spent Alone In the Bathroom; A Pubic Problem

***FRIENDS AND FAMILY, PLEASE READ THIS NOTICE PRIOR TO MOVING ON TO THE ACTUAL ARTICLE****   A lot of the people who read my site are related to me and know me personally. It’s not a majority of the people, … Continue reading

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Tips to Freelance Full Time – The Day Essa Alroc Actually Gave Advice

You might be rubbing your eyes, trying to see if you read that title right. If you’re familiar with my page, then you’ll notice that I generally don’t give advice. I give long winded rants filled with profanity. However, I … Continue reading

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The Excessive Use of Big Words; An Argument Against Genocide

Today, I had an exchange with someone who used the word ‘malapropisms’ in a sentence. In case you had to Google it like I did, it means using an incorrect, but similar word, which results in the sentence meaning nothing. … Continue reading

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Things People Say Are Fun, But Really Aren’t

Considering that it is the first day of the New Year, I know a lot of my followers out there are going to make resolutions to get out there and expand their horizons. Of course, being the well rounded person … Continue reading

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