Monthly Archives: December 2012

Essa Gives More Unsolicited Advice on Picking Up Chicks

We added a few new members to my group of friends this year. Ones of the male persuasion . One is a hilarious Greek guy who I’m pretty sure is retired from a career of dropping bodies in the east … Continue reading

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Side Effects Include Ability to Fly

Lately, I’ve been using sleeping pills to get to sleep at night (obviously, I mean I wouldn’t be taking them to help me with my layup). Anyway, one awesome side effect of these little white buggers is some truly interesting … Continue reading

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After Christmas Letdown

After Christmas letdown. I remember it being a lot more severe when I was a kid. Maybe it’s because its such a relief that Christmas is over. Maybe it’s because I’ve replaced the letdown with a more adult version. It’s … Continue reading

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Holiday Thoughts, Stripper Glitter and What’s to Come

Every year around this time, I have a holiday tradition that I like to take part in. I like to wait until the last minute to go Christmas shopping because I am both cheap and disorganized. So every year,with only … Continue reading

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A Love Letter

With the holiday season in full swing, I really wanted to take the opportunity to express my deep love and appreciation for one individual who has changed my life. This person has made my days easier and my existence better. … Continue reading

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The 2012 Year End Review

As 2012 draws to a close, I’m forced to confront a few of the things I did right this year, as well as a few of the things I did wrong. In order to get my ducks in a row … Continue reading

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The Home Stretch – Alternative Title; I Will Never Finish This Damn Novel

Today, I looked slightly to the right of my computer screen and realized that my site counter for the release of my next book, Asymmetric Angels, has significantly less time on it than it used to. When the hell did … Continue reading

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When Did Shit Get Cool?

Literally, when did the censors decide that the word ‘shit’ was totally kosher?   A few weeks back, I was catching up on this show I got addicted to. With no shame whatsoever, I will admit it was the show … Continue reading

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I Will Never Be Classy

A few weeks back, I did a post bemoaning my inability to write a sex scene. At the time, I considered it one of the very rare areas of difficulty for me…at least in writing. I’m mainly bad at everything … Continue reading

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A Response to Hate Mail

Yeah, get it. Hate mail I mean. Not a ton, but the occasional angry email or comment on my page. I consider it a hazard of the profession…the profession of being awesome. Haters gonna hate, nothing I can do about … Continue reading

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