Monthly Archives: November 2012

Essa Writes a Lifetime Movie

You know what slogan I hate? “Lifetime: Television for Women.” While I do enjoy the occasional show in the network (Snapped, anyone?) I do not consider this my network and I find it presumptuous that they dare associate themselves with … Continue reading

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Dear England; I Don’t Give a Shit About Your Royal Family

I get it. You guys are proud. For the first time in well…ever, your royal family doesn’t fully resemble horses. In fact, they’re actually kind of cute. Good for you guys. Now, can you take them back please? I’m a … Continue reading

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Alternative Ways to Quit Smoking

So, as anyone who reads my stuff knows, I’m a pretty heavy smoker. Not social, not just when I drink. I am a full on, cigarette constantly in hand, gagging up green stuff in the morning, openly addicted smoker. I … Continue reading

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Dear News; You’re Supposed to be Unbiased

ver·ba·tim adjective /vərˈbātəm/ In exactly the same words as were used originally – subjects were instructed to recall the passage verbatim – your quotations must be verbatim I inserted the above definition to remind any journalists or newscasters out there that … Continue reading

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The Facebook Fight – Succeeding in Making Everyone Look Moronic Since 2003

  I’ve made my feelings clear on this time and time again, with the Excessive Information Status Update, the spam post and many other blogs, but I just feel like my Facebook friends aren’t listening…despite the fact that I link … Continue reading

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The Fear of Commitment – Fact or Fiction?

  I hear this phrase get tossed around a lot. It’s usually by a friend of mine who just went out on a date with some douche she met on Plenty of Fish. “Yeah, he’s a totally awesome guy. He’s … Continue reading

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Stupid Greener Grass

  So a few months ago, I was absolutely miserable. I was sitting in a cubicle 8 to 10 hours a day, watching my life drain away and feeling like it was in perpetual pause. For people who don’t know … Continue reading

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I Can’t Write a Sex Scene

I’ve taken a tiny break from working on my sequel to write a short novella called ‘The Apology’. It’s not my usually genre. See, I’m more of a pulp-novel, mystery/suspense kind of girl. I might toss an undercurrent of romance … Continue reading

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Unreasonably Angry for No Reason

  You ever do that thing where you get so mad that you squeeze your computer mouse in your hands until you’re pretty sure you could crush it with a flick of your wrist with no effort at all? I … Continue reading

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Last Minute Election Musings

  So, if you follow me, you know that I am anti-voting on this years elections and this time tomorrow, will be passed out on my couch in a drug induced stupor, not giving a shit who our next president … Continue reading

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