August has been a very activity filled month. I published my first book, got put on final, super double secret probation at work (they really mean it this time), got into my freelancing groove, started my sequel to my novel, marketed myself like the dirty, dirty marketing whore I am and finally…won two delightful awards for my fantastical blogging.
Yes indeed, my lyrical prose do bring all the boys to the yard.
The first was presented to me by a crazy girl, living in a small studio, doing lots of things. Many of those things make me laugh my ass off. Head on over there and check Malinka out. http://malinkasstudio.wordpress.com/
The next was presented to me by Ms. Rachel Greene at http://mytiarascrooked.com/2012/08/13/blogger-awards/. She gave me the beautiful blogger award. At first, I assumed that she was talking about my tits, then I realized she’s never seen them so she must be talking about my writing!
Now, it is up to me to grace the next few fantastical bloggers with my own awards. My only problem is, most of my awesome blogger friends are awesome enough to have already received said awards. So I said fuck the numbers and awarded as I saw fit.
My Versatile Blogger Nominees in order of whom I predict to die first
http://chiefwritingwolf.com/ – He got a joke about milk and a Katrina rememberance post on the same page. If that’s not versatile, I don’t know what is.
http://millenniumconjectures.com/ – Pipes and sailing. He is the old spice man.
My Beautiful Blogger nominees, in no order at all because I have ADD
Beth and Beyond http://thequirkycreative.wordpress.com/. She’s finding herself, same as me, and I don’t know whats more beautiful than that.
Fortyteen Candles at http://fortyteencandles.com/awards/. I can’t wait until I’m fortyteen. She makes it look awesome.
I know I’m probably supposed to share something personal about myself, but I feel like you guys know so much about me already. You know that I’m really bad at my job, that I’m a borderline alcoholic pot smoker whose dog watches her pee, that I’m, not in a relationship because all the aforementioned pot smoking has killed my sex drive. I’m really out of interesting facts.
Oh, wait, in grade school, I met the retarded kid from “Life Goes On”. To date, he’s been my only celebrity interaction, besides a very brief, very drunken intro to Snooki when she was partying in FL.
So there you have it. If I’ve nominated you, collect your award and name your own nominees. The ball is in your court now.
Also, if you really want to win, head over to my “Strangely Sober” page. I’m currently hosting a giveaway contest on Goodreads where I will be giving away 5 paperback copies of my book at the end of September.