Monthly Archives: August 2012

Oh, I Forgot to Tell You All How Awesome I Am

August has been a very activity filled month. I published my first book, got put on final, super double secret probation at work (they really mean it this time), got into my freelancing groove, started my sequel to my novel, … Continue reading

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Dear Spammers, Let Me Help You Out

Today, I finally cleaned out my junk comments from various scam artists trying to spam my beautifully written blogs with offers for Viagra, sex bots, money making pyramid schemes and acai berries. Akismet rocks. Not only did it catch all … Continue reading

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The Good Old Days Weren’t Always That Good

The other night my friend, Sassy Filipina*, went on a date with a man she met on Plenty of Fish. That was probably her first mistake. Anywho, halfway through her romantic evening at Red Lobster, the internet dude she met … Continue reading

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A Solution for the Undecided Voter

So I recently did an article for Yahoo! News, and I must say that it was the finest thing ever written. My article was in the political arena. Despite the fact that the election is 3 months away, I still … Continue reading

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My Dog Is Giving Me a Bladder Infection

Oh God, the SEO hits I’m going to get from that title alone… Before all your minds wander to the filthiest place possible, let me explain. See, I am what I like to call ‘bathroom phobic’. It has nothing to … Continue reading

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It’s Like People Are Trying to Piss Me Off

Well, the Wellbutrin wore off, thank god, and I’m back to being the same old cynical bitch you all know and love. And because I am such a cynical bitch, its time for me to address another problem directly related … Continue reading

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My Day As An Optimist

  Today started out normally enough. I rolled out of bed after hitting the snooze alarm 40 times and stumbled to the bathroom in a moderate, midweek hangover stupor. Like I do every morning, I cracked open the medicine cabinet … Continue reading

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Sunday Fun With Nigerian Scam Artists

  This morning, I jumped in my time machine and headed back to 1997 to check my Aol.com mail account that I never use. As I expected, my email was chock full of letters from foreign lotteries, Nigerian royalty and … Continue reading

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Celebrity News That Wasn’t Even Remotely Surprising

Ok, so I LOVE celebrities. I think I’ve made that pretty clear from the amount of restraining orders I’ve amassed over the years. But there are a few ‘shocking’ stories that I’d like to call out for not being shocking … Continue reading

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I Don’t Want To Be A ‘Free Jeans Friday’

Last week, somebody in my office died. Dropped dead of a heart attack at the age of 55. To start off with, I didn’t know him. Couldn’t have pointed him out in a line up. But now I’m obsessed with … Continue reading

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