Monthly Archives: July 2012

The Hot Wife/Fat Guy Conundrum

I was reading an article today about how romance novels give women unreasonable expectations, ruin marriages, cause baby cancer, etc. Of course, this article was written by a man. Most likely a 42 year old virgin who lives in his … Continue reading

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Today Is The Day!

After 2 years of nights spent hunched over my computer, up until 2 in the morning, writing until my fingers cramped, it all comes together. After 24 months of hair pulling frustration, giving up, deleting paragraphs, chapters and pages, it’s … Continue reading

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An Open Letter To The Westboro Baptist Church

Fuck, are you guys still around? To be entirely honest with you, I’d forgotten until very recently that you existed at all. What can I say, I have a lot of stuff going on. Then today, I pull up my … Continue reading

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A Day At The Circus – All Rights Reserved

Yesterday, I took my son to the circus. To avoid any risk of copyright infringement, I will not name the specific circus. Let’s just say it rhymed with “Dickapilly”. Normally, I’m not so copyright spastic. I either come up with … Continue reading

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What Makes You Beautiful

I hate that fucking song. Ha, ha, I bet, judging from the title, you thought this was going to be a blog filled with sappy bullshit. Relax. I don’t do sappy bullshit. It just ain’t my thing. Why do I … Continue reading

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No, You Don’t Have PTSD…You’re Just a Pussy

I am so sick of the Post Traumatic Stress Disorder diagnosis being thrown around that I’m pretty sure it’s giving me Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. In the past, I’ve had people tell me they got  PTSD for everything from breaking … Continue reading

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There Is a Difference Between Looking and Leering

And that difference can get you maced. As part of my ongoing effort to improve the world by telling everyone else what to do, I am going to explain that difference and how to avoid getting sprayed with a corrosive … Continue reading

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Virgins Are Boring

Like any writer, I am also an avid reader, meaning I like to read about avids. Occasionally, when I run out of books about avids, I switch to something more mainstream. Like any woman in her thirties who isn’t married … Continue reading

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You Can Not Get Hepatitis From The Toilet Seat

This germaphobia afflicting America is getting out of hand. Today, on my way into the office, I saw a woman press an elevator button with a tissue. Another guy opened the door with his sleeve. Then I went in the … Continue reading

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